Features Include:
- Feeding - Static Chicken doesn't require any food or drink and will just plainly ignore it.
- Lights - Static Chicken is happy in light or dark.
- Emotions - Static Chicken will make almost no response to anything you do!
- Quotes - Static Chicken is filled to the brim with amusing quotes.
- New Chicken - At any point you can create a new chicken, it will be almost exactly the same as the old chicken, but not quite!

Update Description:
v1.11 (5/21/03):
- An update so big it required a whole extra 0.01.
- I've now included 'More Static Quotes' in the download which is an extra quotations database.
- I'd like to mention how many extra quotations you get, but unfortunately I've forgotten.
- Thanks goes to the people who have supported me by purchasing these extra quotations over the last two years.

***** [Oct 7, 2007] by Jason
It's fun, and it is what it's called- Static Chicken.

***** [Aug 27, 2005] by silvarbullet1
This is the ONLY palm app you will ever need.. EVER!!!!! ok, so maybe not the only one, but still, its pretty darn good..

***** [Jun 22, 2005] by daniel
Does exactly what it says on the tin... its a chicken...... and its static. I love it!!! its sooo entertaining, i can read the quotes for hours whilst occasionally turning the light out to watch its reation :D

**** [Jul 30, 2004] by Rob
I love this thing...I've spent hours just reading the quotes...and that chicken is darn funny when you try to feed him...

**** [Aug 13, 2002] by Karl Decker
Quite funny, All kinds of useful quotes. Great for breaking the Ice. Worth the download, enjoy.

**** [May 21, 2001] by Janice
This is my best pet yet, sorry furry cat! It has a sense of humour, doesn't care how much I neglect it, and gives me fun quotes on demand. More entertainment for me than any of the games but I have a simple mind that is easily amuzed.